My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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