I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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