I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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