Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
