I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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