Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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