so explain again why im purple
no
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He passed out mid-signature
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
