Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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