Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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