I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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