Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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