I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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