no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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