kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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