Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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