I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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