You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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