You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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