Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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