P.S. I can't hear my feet
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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