awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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