So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
this hospital has no fireball
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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