We're like a lot better than the average bears
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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