What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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