I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
