Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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