so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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