my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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