Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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