yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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