She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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