ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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