Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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