Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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