Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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