and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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