I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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