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I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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