There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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