The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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