So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Alive.
So much puke
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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