Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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