i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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