I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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