just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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