honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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