Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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