In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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