Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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