I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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