i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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