office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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