And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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